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May 21 2018

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May 18 2018

paulryanfatnutsjutsu:

Hold me closer tiny bastard

May 10 2018

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April 29 2018

callmeoa:

king-dra:

king-dra:

king-dra:

mark fuckerburg

slap your balls and die

at this point comedy is a moving target and im just flailing my arms in a vain hope to hit it

#you hit it twice man

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April 25 2018

gemike:

psychic-sara:

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

April 23 2018

April 20 2018

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trisshawkeye:

shattered-earth:

maxeth:

steel-kun:

dream-cassette:

steel-kun:

Name a conspiracy theory superior in raw power to “there are no actual forests on Earth"

imma need some context on that cause WHAT?

“forests” = minuscule form of what trees on Earth can be, basically saplings
“mesas” = not landforms, but petrified ancient tree trunks
IIRC the theory goes that all forests on Earth were destroyed ages ago and it takes them ridiculous times to regrow, with those giant mammoth redwood trees just being the oldest ones that have grown the most

evidence 1:

This conspiracy theory is absolutely wild and includes the assertion that all rocks are left over remnants of plants/trees from a “silicon era”. Although it’s obviously.. not true.. they really have some amazing photos that feed your imagination of a fantasy world, i’ve compiled their best:

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do you think giant trees would have proportionally giant branhes or would they just be like furry green spears? LOL

I love how the implication is that the flat tops of mesas were caused by something equally enormous CUTTING THEM DOWN

April 15 2018

marisatomay:

someone: you gotta sit with both feet on the ground

me:

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fartgallery:

scientist: hey dad, I discovered a new spider today! and I named it after you

dad: thanks son! I really needed this today, the boys at work were making fun of my long legs again. what did you call it? :)

scientist: uh…

lookinghotinabikini:

imsoofuckingsad:

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depression: time for more sleeping

me: yeah okay

anxiety: WAIT

I’m on the floor omfg

gaygothur:

cantanopeshitthatwastaken:

gaygothur:

At this point, every round mammal is a hamster to me.

coconut

I think we both have different definitions of what mammal is but I can’t say I disagree with you.

longnuts:

moonlandingwasfaked:

rcktpwr:

rcktpwr:

im gonna go shower and become wet like a crocodile my favorite beast

please for the love of GOD stay safe

did you just tell yourself to stay safe

Self care

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